snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

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nourishmydirt:

realhumanbaby:

It’s very easy to look like you don’t care. Put a cigarette in your mouth the right way around, it doesn’t have to be lit, but it has to be the right way around. Buy three pieces of clothing that are all too big for you. When anyone looks at you pretend they’re the sun and squint a lot, but if it’s someone you love pretend they’re the moon and smile a bit but don’t cry too much even though you want to.

oh my god

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amoying:

*blinks rapidly and uses my eyelashes as propellers to fly the fuck away from you*

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smileandlet-go:

thedingledodies:

oscill8wildly:

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

i need this printed on a t-shirt

omfg my life

I need them all 

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I need them all 

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apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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Marilyn Monroe on the set of Something’s Got to Give, 1962.

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Marilyn Monroe on the set of Something’s Got to Give, 1962.

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You can count on me to misbehave.

@CyLynnn

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When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident

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